I'm sure everyone's heard the "if Microsoft made cars" joke, but a recent photo contest 
submission by Josephus to Woot definitely tops it -- ok, maybe I'm biased. Despite the third place ranking, I think it was the best out of these finalists.
For anyone who doesn't get it, Apple uses a one-button mouse for Macs. This has been widely disputed over the years, but Apple never changed anything. Actually, I heard that there was going to be a change, but I'm not sure if that has happened, yet. Either way, this is great.